#Taking Part in a Zombie Experience
I haven’t been lucky enough to actually participate in a zombie experience, I’d obviously be a pro (you believe me, right?). For obvious reasons this is bad place to be if a z-pocalypse outbreak happens, for a start all of your weapons aren’t real. If the zombie actors have turned or if you encounter anyone during the experience that has turned you won’t be aware as you expecting to kick zombie butt. You’ll be standing there (or running terrified anyway. .) thinking ‘wow this actor is soo good’ or ‘the make-up is amazing’ then before you have time to realise that zombie is going to be embedding its teeth into your shoulder!
#On a Plane
Trapped 35,000ft in the air when a z-pocalypse outbreak has begun doesn’t sound very appealing (that’s because it is not, duh) it is basically a no hope situation where your choices are death or death? You can’t open the door so you’ll die (it is impossible), there aren’t many places to hide so you’ll die and if your pilot somehow manages to land the plane in all the chaos so you can dispose the zombies into the ocean you’ll die because everyone else is going to be too busy trying to save themselves to come out and save your stranded ass. Dead, double dead and dead! If the zombies don’t eat you, you will most likely starve instead.
#In a City
We all know cities are highly populated so the bite count is going to get pretty high quickly, it’s not like the average person is a readily armed zombie slayer (no one is expecting to be bitten on a normal day) then think of the amount of people working in high rise buildings with no weapons at their disposal and no easy way out. For those who are lucky enough to not be trapped in a building aren’t out of the woods because fighting through the traffic to find your way to a less populated area is probably a death sentence in itself, if you actually want to get anywhere travelling on foot is going to be a lot better option although it comes with major risks.
#Having an Operation
Now I am not talking about being fully unconscious, honestly that would probably be a decent way to go or as decent as it gets as you’d get to skip all the pain of being eaten alive, losing loved ones and having to shoot them in the head. The only person who’ll suffer is your guilt-ridden surgeon that chose to leave you behind, you can’t really blame him though!?! Nope, I am talking about operations where you’re awake but not being able to move due to the fact you’re numbed from the torso down. During a Z-pocalypse outbreak you’ll just be a zombie ready meal which is borderline terrifying (nope, it is actually terrifying!). Although it won’t necessarily be painful all you can do is helplessly watch on as zombies head over to enjoy a flesh sesh at your expense. Take a minute to really take in how horrifying this situation would actually be!
#In a Nightclub
It is crowded, you can’t hear and some people are incoherent due to being highly intoxicated, not to mention how dark it is in a nightclub (get eating those carrots people). A z-pocalypse starting here would be a nightmare, everyone would be too far gone until someone actually realised what was going on or until you could actually hear what was happening. The darkness mixed with drunkards means telling the difference between zombies and just your average drunk person is going to be complicated enough along with the fight you’ll have to get out the door!